An architect and a doctor are playing golf one day.

Architect: I don't get it. Why do you guys make so much money?

Doctor: We go to school for years longer than most people.

A: So do we.

D: We have to intern for years, working long hours and at low wages.

A: So do we.

D: We have to study long hours and pass these ridiculous exams to get licensed.

A: So do we!

D: Well, when we make mistakes people die.

A: Well yeah... ONE AT A TIME!